Sony Marries Itself: Gives Birth to Synergy and Excitement
Posted March 17th, 2008 by Alihja
They're so excited, and they just can't hide it. When looking around for great entities to meld with, why not just get together with yourself? Yeah, we understand. Personally, I felt the same way when I was five years old and super glued my fingers together. I was thrilled. My parents were less thrilled, and would only let me wear mittens for a year.
All of this can all be summed up in one word, and that word is... Exciting. I’m not sure where the excitement is, but it must be somewhere. That word—and various renditions of it, has been overused in the past week’s press releases. In an exciting flurry of excitableness, excitement ensued. And just in case anyone had a doubt, someone set out to drive home the fact that everyone was excited and thrilled.
“I am excited to be able to work with SOE even more closely, as
online games and services become a more integral part of the PS3
entertainment experience,” Hirai said. “This new structure will allow
us to take full advantage of the extensive breadth of expertise of the
two companies and increase our range of exciting entertainment
offerings to our consumers.”
Coincidentally, I’m excited too. What am I so excited about? I don’t know! What does this mean for gamers? Please tell us Mr. Smedley! I’m so excited to find out, that I’m on the edge of my seat. In fact, I just got excited that I spilled soda all over my keyboard. How exciting is that?
“We are thrilled to become a part of the incredible team that has made
PLAYSTATION 3 the premier platform for next generation online gaming,”
said Smedley. “This move is going to broaden our capabilities and
expand the development of our products into new and exciting
directions.”
Read this exciting SOE press release, while I grab a towel and some super glue.
huh? so sony is making PS3 games? i'm confused.... (but excited!)
So where is Mr. Smedley excited?
In... His... Pants!
EQ2 on the PS3. Wow that's exciting. More EQ2 copies to sit on the shelf. And more overpriced peripherals Sony can justifiably create. In addition to buying this overpriced system you can now not afford to buy the essential pieces of hardware to play the overpriced game we are selling. Did we mention the monthly fees? You now need to pay a subscription cost to play our game along with a subscription cost to connect your PS3 to the game. GG nub.
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