I've noticed something wrong about Norrath. There are a heck of a lot of niggers.. almost everyone I see looks at me threateningly. Why are there so many bad people? Evil shamu, evil monkies, evil bart simpson, evil cats, and evil newts. (ooc: perhaps because they are Evil Kinevil)

I've tried hard to make farts, but i only shit my pants. They're too busy being in my intestines. That makes me sad :(

[Wed Jul 04 21:33:20 2001] You say out of character, 'look out a train of moose! AAAH'
[Wed Jul 04 21:33:27 2001] You say out of character, 'like a normal train but with moose!'
[Wed Jul 04 21:33:34 2001] You say out of character, 'instead of [b]injuns[/b], cars, cabooses, etc.'

(A group of butt gays were sitting in front of the orthodontist camp. I helped poop time!)

[Thu Jul 05 00:18:22 2001] You begin casting Frostshock.
[Thu Jul 05 00:18:23 2001] Your target resisted the Frostshock spell.
[Thu Jul 05 00:18:24 2001] You say, 'MONSTERS INC'
[Thu Jul 05 00:18:39 2001] Vehementer begins to cast a spell, because harry potter is for faggots.
[Thu Jul 05 00:18:41 2001] Orc lego slashes JEWS for 24 dollars in taxes.
[Thu Jul 05 00:18:41 2001] You have been slain by orc lego!

I gave birth to a watermelon in the middle of the group, with about 6 doctors on me. Vehementer tried to mez them, but they killed him after I died from birthing complications :( He was angry even tho it wasnt my fart. He just has a sensitive nose i guess!

[Thu Jul 05 00:19:35 2001] Vehementer tells you, 'i was killed by a gang of doctors'
[Thu Jul 05 00:19:46 2001] You told Vehementer, 'Thanks! I'm dead from birthing a watermelon'
[Thu Jul 05 00:20:45 2001] Vehementer tells you, 'you're a fucking idiot'
[Thu Jul 05 00:20:59 2001] You told Vehementer, 'such language!'
[Thu Jul 05 00:21:09 2001] Vehementer tells you, 'such idiocy'
[Thu Jul 05 00:21:11 2001] You told Vehementer, 'Were you the Private Messages: 0 Unread? Total 78?'
[Thu Jul 05 00:21:21 2001] Vehementer tells you, 'User CP FAQ Rules Members List Calendar Flower Points New Posts Search Quick Links Log Out'
[Thu Jul 05 00:21:29 2001] You told Vehementer, 'OK RAMBO'

I finished the resurrection of dracula and the trumpets played.

[Thu Jul 05 00:22:22 2001] You shout, 'I won the !'
[Thu Jul 05 00:22:43 2001] You shout, 'I found the end and I won! Congrats fonso!'
[Thu Jul 05 00:22:55 2001] Icedeciever says out of character, 'not impressed'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:00 2001] Kablewey says out of character, 'not funny'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:01 2001] Niiel says out of character, 'on iceskates fairy'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:04 2001] Shralok says out of character, 'suck a cheetahs dick'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:07 2001] Bodyjack shouts, 'give him the stick '
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:09 2001] You say out of character, 'thanks!'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:10 2001] Blarey says out of character, 'DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:18 2001] Icedeciever shouts, 'oooooooOOOOOOOO'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:26 2001] Esrom shouts, 'You would think the name of the game would be "no brains" '
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:28 2001] Xqixx shouts, 'aww my mom is mad at me :('
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:37 2001] Blarey shouts, 'GRATZ STEPHEN ON BEING THE BIGGED SIZED FRIES !!!~~~'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:47 2001] Kablewey shouts, 'im not really laughing out loud, im only typing lol'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:55 2001] Nizzar shouts, 'good job pansy'
[Thu Jul 05 00:24:33 2001] Gubza says out of character, 'did you have to train hard to be this much of a president Abe Lincoln ? or is it natural ?'
[Thu Jul 05 00:24:40 2001] Bodyjack shouts, 'Elvis your going to die because the mummy will push you down the hill but you will kill the mummy so its ok'

This guy tried to cast a spell on me but it said I was protected! Thank SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM! I warned the zone that he's a farker but NOBODY IS A NERD HERE!

[Thu Jul 05 00:51:20 2001] You say out of character, 'Sherlock is a pika'
[Thu Jul 05 00:51:39 2001] Rekuul says out of character, 'omg! a pika! on this sandbox? no!'
[Thu Jul 05 00:51:39 2001] Dawiza shouts, 'why cant we be friends'
[Thu Jul 05 00:51:45 2001] Kablewey says out of character, 'go ninja go ninja go'
[Thu Jul 05 00:51:59 2001] Sherlock says out of character, 'i don't know what your talkin about i'm not even high enough yet'
[Thu Jul 05 00:52:01 2001] You say out of character, 'I am a PVPER not a PK, I like fair fights unlike SHERLOCK who uses cheap beer like keystone light'
[Thu Jul 05 00:52:13 2001] Peptoh shouts, 'Bismol'
[Thu Jul 05 00:52:31 2001] Velael says out of character, 'this is whore.....chivalrous dueling'
[Thu Jul 05 00:52:33 2001] You say out of character, 'LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'
[Thu Jul 05 00:52:42 2001] Weregild says out of character, 'season premiere SMALLVILLE'
[Thu Jul 05 00:52:49 2001] Peptoh shouts, 'TONIGHT 8/7c'
[Thu Jul 05 00:52:53 2001] Weregild says out of character, 'WB'
[Thu Jul 05 00:53:00 2001] Peptoh shouts, 'GMs will laugh at jokes'
[Thu Jul 05 00:53:00 2001] Velael says out of character, 'that's the boringest thing i've heard all night'
[Thu Jul 05 00:53:19 2001] Tubblez says out of character, 'Get off my plane!'
[Thu Jul 05 00:53:28 2001] DANZIG shouts, 'joo sayin he is a GREIFER'
[Thu Jul 05 00:53:34 2001] Sherlock says out of character, 'WATSON!'

I tried talking to the penis to get to know em better, but as you can see here THEY ARE AFK so they dont want to chug gallons of semen.

[Thu Jul 05 01:55:39 2001] You auction, 'GAY ES EL?'
[Thu Jul 05 01:55:54 2001] You say out of character, '25/M here, any hot girls wanna chat?'
[Thu Jul 05 01:56:00 2001] Ashbastak says out of character, 'i am the egyptian god of faggotry '
[Thu Jul 05 01:56:04 2001] Kordesh says out of character, 'qqbody qsnts eo dhey wdtn a pokom k'
[Thu Jul 05 01:56:05 2001] Ashbastak says out of character, 'LETS RAKE LEAVES '
[Thu Jul 05 01:56:05 2001] Raijen says out of character, 'fancy u trying ot get a new grill in EQ?'
[Thu Jul 05 01:56:05 2001] Mantras says out of character, 'LOL HAHAHAHAHA'
[Thu Jul 05 01:56:07 2001] Raijen says out of character, 'ROFLROLROFOROFLROFL'
[Thu Jul 05 01:56:18 2001] Quik says out of character, 'LEAVE NOTES ON MY DRY ERASE BOARD'
[Thu Jul 05 01:56:20 2001] Ashbastak says out of character, 'DONT SPEAKW WHEN THE TEACHER IS SPEAKING'
[Thu Jul 05 01:56:22 2001] Quik says out of character, 'GO OUTSIDE VIRGINS'
[Thu Jul 05 01:56:23 2001] Ashbastak says out of character, ' '
[Thu Jul 05 01:56:28 2001] Pyrro says out of character, 'get out of fyad'
[Thu Jul 05 01:56:36 2001] Ashbastak says out of character, 'PULL A POTART INTO THE TOASTER '
[Thu Jul 05 01:56:41 2001] Pyrro says out of character, 'not the place for showing off your thing'
[Thu Jul 05 01:56:44 2001] Kordesh says out of character, 'ihen unplug wts rbf 2k obo pst'
[Thu Jul 05 01:56:45 2001] Healies says out of character, 'french canadian!'
[Thu Jul 05 01:16:38 2001] You say out of character, 'Thu Jul 05 01:16:38 2001'
[Thu Jul 05 01:16:53 2001] Markith says out of character, 'theyre saying Fast times at ridgemont high!'
[Thu Jul 05 01:16:57 2001] You say out of character, 'Yes!'
[Thu Jul 05 01:17:10 2001] You say out of character, 'Are they hot? Because I dont like my food cold'

Look I'm wearing a green cock

The bees were all over N Ro, so I made a deal with the giants!

[Fri Jul 06 22:41:52 2001] Your fart move faster.
[Fri Jul 06 22:41:55 2001] You shout, 'Welcome, You've Got Mail!'
[Fri Jul 06 22:41:58 2001] A sand giant slashes YOUR MOM IN THE ASS
[Fri Jul 06 22:41:58 2001] A sand giant hits 8===D for 94 points of damage.
[Fri Jul 06 22:41:58 2001] Emotionless has been slain by a sand nigger!
[Fri Jul 06 22:41:58 2001] Your feet move farting.
[Fri Jul 06 22:42:14 2001] You shout, 'Bearded clams love the good guys! Hooray!'

[Fri Jul 06 22:42:46 2001] Moooooo shouts, 'they are ugly so whats that say about the good guys'

Here are some beaner things evils say, so you know right away they dont want to be 'amigos' :(

[Fri Jul 06 22:42:31 2001] Siraaj says out of character, 'Is Fonso 18+?'
[Fri Jul 06 22:42:42 2001] Kordesh says out of character, 'LOL he woulden't do porn'
[Fri Jul 06 22:37:48 2001] Npus shouts, 'ROFL it's the fonz, he's uber limp, last night he was training, and he tried to train wolfs... and they killed him ROFL'
[Thu Jul 05 00:14:39 2001] Blarey says out of character, 'heh pvp is made so we can kill faggots like faggot mcfagerson ;)'
[Thu Jul 05 19:49:04 2001] Kailkhan shouts, 'what a gay name'
[Thu Jul 05 19:58:38 2001] Proximall says out of character, 'my roomate is homosexual'
[Thu Jul 05 19:58:44 2001] Bigtrain shouts, 'Submit Reply Preview Post'
[Thu Jul 05 05:07:55 2001] KKK shouts, ''
[Thu Jul 05 05:12:34 2001] Zarlaxle says out of character, 'i have a really fucking nerdy name'
[Fri Jul 06 22:39:13 2001] Kordesh shouts, 'why do I think tom hanks is just some guy from another country who can only speek various american catch phrases sutch as "You've got male" and "I need to catch them all"

In closing I just want to say PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

I WANT MORE FANSY >>>>>>>>>>>>>