NotAddicted

So whats there left to do in WOW after you experience all the end game content, deck yourself out in legendaries, have had your class nerfed to hell and battleground queues suck on your server? You've ranked up in PvP to the top of your server then ranked yourself all the way back down with 1337 dishonorable kills. Whats left? Oh yeah, you can grind reputation! Wait, what if you've done that too? Well.... then theres only one thing left to do..... Be an asshole.

I fly out to Light's Hope Chapel for no particular reason. Hoping to find some easy-to-kill Horde or maybe head to Tyr's Hand to screw with farmers, I don't know. I land and find the outpost somewhat deserted. Dissapointment. Hmm.... there are a few Alliance noobs, how I wished to harass them in some way. Then an idea pops up in my head. I open my reputation tab and set the Exalted Argent Dawn to "At War" and proceed to charge the Argent Dawn Commissioner as some level 58 is turning in his scourgestones. "What the fuck asshole." I smile. I proceed to clear out the rest of Light's Hope. Besides the damn Ironforge Dwarf and the alliance flightmaster everything there is killable.

I grow a little bored of my fun and get another idea. A chance to roleplay *AND* make some gold! Being the great guy that I am I offer the noobs a fair chance to have their dealings with the Argent Dawn. None of them agree to my kind offer. They decide to just sit there and cry instead.

Uh oh, a challenge. Man! The threat from this mage in his Maraudon loot with Fiery Blaze enchant *almost* made me get up and leave.... ALMOST. He refused to duel.

Don't you hate it when people try to tell you how to play? I can be a Shadow Priest if I want to, I can be a Moonkin if I want to, I can ROLEPLAY if I want to. You're not the boss of me. Roleplaying is not against TOS Miss "Hugznkisses" but your fucking stupid name *IS.* Congratulations, a GM will be contacting you shortly!

Finally! Some like-minded folk who understand my cause. They buffed me. So friendly!

I reward my new allies with.... what else... CANDY. The inscription insures them of my determination to follow them anywhere and protect them from forces that would try to turn them to evil.

I notice a handsome young paladin and I offer him a token of my affection. Sadly, he refuses. I cry.

Not much to say, fucking undead shouldn't be a part of the Argent Dawn *anyways*.

Why don't people like me. I don't understand.

Why else?

I was stroking myself after that.

After having to dispatch of some Horde I was low on health, I humbly asked for a heal.

Some private chit chat with a friend in Ironforge.... apparently news of the WAR has spread farther then I thought.

Four hours later, You are now hated with Argent Dawn. Man... that was SO much easier and fun then grinding my reputation *UP.* Why couldn't Blizzard have designed it to work this way?

My farewell. Off to Moonglade. Druids are gay.

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