NotAddicted

Believe it or not, I am a girl. That might be a little strange to you, MALE, since you’re reading this on the internet, but it’s true that I’m an internet user (now officially a contributor) and get this: I play games too. I’m not talking Freecell or Minesweeper, I play real games. Heard of a little program called Counterstrike, or maybe the computer disc titled World of Warcraft? That’s right, I’m a real gamer. Surprised much? You should be, because next time you question if I’m a girl, I will own you - just like your gender used to legally own mine.

For those new to WoW*, I am providing a quick getting started guide, primarily geared towards those who want to jump in and start PvPing right away. Here goes.

This update is brought to you by the number three. Three is a magic number, Yes it is, it's a magic number. Somewhere in the ancient, mystic trinity, you get three as a magic number. What makes this number stand out more so than the others? Three is the number of times we crashed the Frostmane server with one solid hour of non stop SPAM.

So whats there left to do in WOW after you experience all the end game content, deck yourself out in legendaries, have had your class nerfed to hell and battleground queues suck on your server? You've ranked up in PvP to the top of your server then ranked yourself all the way back down with 1337 dishonorable kills. Whats left? Oh yeah, you can grind reputation! Wait, what if you've done that too? Well.... then theres only one thing left to do..... Be an asshole.

Geeze, whenever I play World of Warcraft it's like I'm always on. People are always waiting for me to say something funny in chat. Like yesterday when I was Ironforge, I just knew that everyone was just waiting for me to make a joke, so I linked my [Breastplate of Valor] in the Trade Channel and said "WTS 5s".

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Be advised that casinos encourage spam and scamming, and there have been a resounding number of complaints about the gambling practice. As such, should a character be found running a casino disciplinary action will be taken.
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